12/30/2006

New Years Resolutions

New Years Resolutions


For 2007

This year, I resolve to:






Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.







I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.







I will try to drive closer
to the speed limit.








I will always wear clean
underwear, "just in case".








I will keep an extra safe distance
when driving behind police cars.








I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.

12/20/2006

New Grand Puppy, Bailey Jezabelle

12/09/2006

Food/Sex... eh, Sex/Food... you decide!

Scantily clad servers push artery clogging fare at the 'Heart Attack Grill'. . .


12/05/2006

Santa's Sexual Harassment Trial


12/01/2006

What American accent do you have?

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

The Midland
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The South
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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