11/08/2007

Huh!?!

Your Pilgrim Name Is

Damaris Winslow

11/06/2007

My Grand Dog, Bailey!

This is my Grand dog, Bailey, with a note from her Mom...

Bailey hamming it up for the camera, wearing her faux leopard fur coat, and I thought you guys might like to see what a funky little diva your grand dog is. You should see the way she struts her stuff when she's wearing it while we go for walks. It's too funny! She holds her head way up high and has a little extra spring in her step. It's like she's prancing. I keep waiting for her to start belting (or woofing) out a verse of "I'm too sexy". I can just hear it now...

"I'm too sexy for my fur...too sexy for my fur...so sexy, for sure!"


11/05/2007

Global Warming!

Can you believe it. They're still here.
In Michigan. In November.


11/02/2007

well, ah..... *blush*

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct.

It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

10/31/2007

Happy Halloween!

10/23/2007

Help!

10/20/2007

What Year Do You Belong In?

You Belong in 1957

You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

10/19/2007

What a Sweetheart



10/12/2007

ouch!

9/28/2007

Huh!?!

9/23/2007

Doesn't get much better!

9/17/2007

Why didn't I think of that!?!

9/12/2007

Oh, those French!

9/09/2007

New twist!

8/30/2007

What more can I say!

8/28/2007

Just what I've been lookin' for!

8/24/2007

if you're lucky...

8/19/2007

Dog tired

8/16/2007

Girl beats Boy every time!

8/12/2007

Depends on who "STICKERS" is!

8/01/2007

Dog days of summer are here!

7/29/2007

Multi-Tasking

7/25/2007

Oops!

7/19/2007

Enuf McDuff!

7/14/2007

Eight Random Facts About Me!



I've been 'tagged' by Pollywanna to do eight random facts about me...

(1) Been married to the same person for 41 years.

(2) Lost 60 pounds on Weight Watchers over 38 years ago and kept it off.

(3) Nationality: German, Polish, Solvenian, & Austrian.

(4) Grew up on a lake therefore I can do handstands in the water.


(5) Oh, I can also float on the water; there is a *trick* about it. {grin}

(6) Once turned my car around inside the garage; hubby couldn't believe it. *giggle*



(7) While driving to Florida with my girlfriends when we were teenagers, we switched drivers as we were driving through the mountains. I slid under her lap on the driver's side and she slid over on the passenger side.

shhhhhhhhh! don't tell anyone, I could be the next Paris Hilton!
*tee, hee*


(8) Last but not least, why am I doing this silly post!?! =chuckle=



btw, if you've read this, you've been 'tagged'!

6/20/2007

Would you like fries with that!?!

6/13/2007

Chocolate please

6/05/2007

Smart doggy!

5/27/2007

Peaceful

5/16/2007

Ups and Downs!

INDEED!

5/06/2007

The new Marilyn?

5/02/2007

GEOGRAPHY LESSON...

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

4/25/2007

Green thumb anyone!?!

4/22/2007

OOPS... CAUGHT!

4/19/2007

Countdown!

4/17/2007

No one is above suspicion

4/14/2007

Summer *is* coming!!


Kudos to Carina!

4/13/2007

Happy Friday the Thirteenth!


Kudos to puddle!

4/10/2007

Men Are Just Happier People


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

4/07/2007

Hoppy Easter!

4/04/2007

Did I say summer was coming!?!



Kudos to Carina!

4/03/2007

Summer's coming!

4/02/2007

Wellllllllllll...

4/01/2007

April Fools!