12/12/2007
12/10/2007
12/06/2007
"Daddy, how was I born?"
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You've got Male!"
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You've got Male!"
12/02/2007
Christmas Trees 'Round the World'
The tree above is my fav, I also like numbers 5 and 9. Which one is your FAV?
btw, number 12 is bizarre!
11/30/2007
11/28/2007
What Holiday Are You?
| You Are Christmas |
 More than most people, you are able to find magic in life's small moments. Traditions mean a lot to you, and you tend to be quite nostalgic. You are a giving, kind person who really understands the true meaning of holidays. You inspire others to be as altruistic and caring as you are. What makes you celebrate: Tradition and a generous spirit At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The storyteller. You like to recount memories with everyone. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Give a gift to everyone you know |
11/27/2007
11/24/2007
Remember when!?!
And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday fternoon
Going to the candidate's debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it you lose
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
11/22/2007
11/12/2007
11/11/2007
11/08/2007
11/06/2007
My Grand Dog, Bailey!
This is my Grand dog, Bailey, with a note from her Mom...
Bailey hamming it up for the camera, wearing her faux leopard fur coat, and I thought you guys might like to see what a funky little diva your grand dog is. You should see the way she struts her stuff when she's wearing it while we go for walks. It's too funny! She holds her head way up high and has a little extra spring in her step. It's like she's prancing. I keep waiting for her to start belting (or woofing) out a verse of "I'm too sexy". I can just hear it now...
"I'm too sexy for my fur...too sexy for my fur...so sexy, for sure!"
Bailey hamming it up for the camera, wearing her faux leopard fur coat, and I thought you guys might like to see what a funky little diva your grand dog is. You should see the way she struts her stuff when she's wearing it while we go for walks. It's too funny! She holds her head way up high and has a little extra spring in her step. It's like she's prancing. I keep waiting for her to start belting (or woofing) out a verse of "I'm too sexy". I can just hear it now...
"I'm too sexy for my fur...too sexy for my fur...so sexy, for sure!"
11/05/2007
11/02/2007
well, ah..... *blush*
| You Scored an A |
 You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. |
10/31/2007
10/23/2007
10/20/2007
What Year Do You Belong In?
| You Belong in 1957 |
 You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! |
10/19/2007
10/12/2007
9/28/2007
9/23/2007
9/17/2007
9/12/2007
9/09/2007
8/30/2007
8/28/2007
8/24/2007
8/19/2007
8/16/2007
8/12/2007
8/01/2007
7/29/2007
7/25/2007
7/19/2007
7/14/2007
Eight Random Facts About Me!
I've been 'tagged' by Pollywanna to do eight random facts about me...
(1) Been married to the same person for 41 years.
(2) Lost 60 pounds on Weight Watchers over 38 years ago and kept it off.
(3)
Nationality: German, Polish, Solvenian, & Austrian.(4) Grew up on a lake therefore I can do handstands in the water.
(5) Oh, I can also float on the water; there is a *trick* about it. {grin}
(6) Once turned my car around inside the garage; hubby couldn't believe it. *giggle*
(7) While driving to Florida with my girlfriends when we were teenagers, we switched drivers as we were driving through the mountains. I slid under her lap on the driver's side and she slid over on the passenger side.
shhhhhhhhh! don't tell anyone, I could be the next Paris Hilton!
*tee, hee*
(8) Last but not least, why am I doing this silly post!?! =chuckle=
btw, if you've read this, you've been 'tagged'!
6/20/2007
6/13/2007
6/05/2007
5/27/2007
5/16/2007
5/06/2007
5/02/2007
GEOGRAPHY LESSON...
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
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