New Years Resolutions
For 2007
This year, I resolve to:
This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer
to the speed limit.
to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean
underwear, "just in case".
underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an extra safe distance
when driving behind police cars.
when driving behind police cars.
I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.