New Years Resolutions

New Years Resolutions

For 2007

This year, I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle

before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"

when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer
to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean
underwear, "just in case".

I will keep an extra safe distance
when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW

next to fire hydrants.