Tourists photograph King penguin, Nils Olav, as he walks past soldiers from the Norwegian King's Guard after he received a Knighthood at Edinburgh Zoo August 15, 2008. Edinburgh Zoo penguin Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King's Guard since the 1980s and was made Honorary Colonel-in-Chief in 2005.

All smiles today!

We all know those cute little computer symbols
called 'emoticons,' where...


:) means a smile

:( is a frown

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes...

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of ass

(_?_) dumb ass


Aren't you glad you stopped by today! :~)