11/18/2008

More like Permanently 'Out of Service'

10/24/2008

Choice...

10/18/2008

Uh, oh!

10/15/2008

Finally, some GOOD news about the market…

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.


A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Who needs a car? We just need to drink more beer!!!

P.S. You’ll be glad to know that my contributions to my 401-Keg are up 28% this year. Never let it be said that I am not a savvy investor!!!

10/02/2008

AHA moment!

9/10/2008

The correct way to weigh yourself…





I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years!!!

9/02/2008

Now that makes sense! :o)