this 'n that: December 2006

12/30/2006

For 2007

This year, I resolve to:

Always replace the gas nozzle

before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper"

when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer
to the speed limit.

I will always wear clean
underwear, "just in case".

I will keep an extra safe distance
when driving behind police cars.

I will no longer park the BMW

next to fire hydrants.

Scantily clad servers push artery clogging fare at the 'Heart Attack Grill'. . .

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
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