11/20/2006

Finally, error messages that You understand


11/18/2006

Julie Andrews sings my song

Born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1st, 1935, in Walton-on-Thames, Surrey, to commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews, made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was "My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie "Sound Of Music."

Here are the lyrics she used:

"Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad."

(Ms . Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores.)


11/15/2006

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

(OK, Let's test you then..Smartie Pants!)
[It's back to grade school, That's "A,B,C,D,E,F,G" playing in the Background]

"Stewardesses" is the longest word
typed with only the left hand
and "lollipop" with your right.
(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you.)

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
(I'll bet you're going to check this out, there's gotta be another one... HUH)

No word in the English language
rhymes with month, orange, silver,
or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word
that ends in the letters "mt".
(Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes
are always the same size from birth,
but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

The sentence:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
uses every letter of the alphabet.

(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak'
and 'level' are spelled the same
whether they are read left to right
or right to left.
They are called "Palindromes".
(Yep, I knew it, ...You did too ...But forgot.)

There are only four words in the English language
which end in "dous":
tremendous,
horrendous,
stupendous,
and hazardous.
(You're not doubting this one, are you?)

There are two words in the English language
that have all five vowels in order:
"abstemious" and "facetious."
(Yes, admit it, you are going to say.... a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word
that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the typewriter keyboard.
(All you typists are going to test this out)

All 50 states are listed across the top
of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.


A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
(That explains it....Some days. I feel like a Goldfish.)

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time
for 1/100th of a second.

(I really didn't know this. But you knew it.. Yeah! Right!)

A shark is the only fish
that can blink with both eyes.


A snail can sleep for three years.
(I know some people that could do this, too.)

Al Capone's business card said
he was a used furniture dealer.


Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(Yep! and on those days when I don't feel like a goldfish, I feel like an Ostrich.)

Babies are born without kneecaps.
None, until a child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.


February 1865 is the only month in recorded history
not to have a full moon.


In the last 4,000 years,
no new animals have been domesticated.


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,
the line would never end
because of the China birthrate.


If you are an average American, in your whole life,
you will spend an average of 6 months
in your car waiting at red lights.


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill,
the flag flying over the Parliament building
is an American flag.


Peanuts are one of the ingredients of Dynamite!
(Warning! It's not a good idea to sneeze while eating them!)

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches
for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented
after a researcher
walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar
melted in his pocket.


The winter of 1932 was so cold
that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.


There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born
in a ladies' room during a dance.


Women blink nearly twice as much as men

There ......
Now you know Everything!

11/14/2006

Finally, error messages that You understand


11/10/2006

11/05/2006

Oh, So That's How It's Done!?!


11/01/2006

Carhartt Introduces Rugged Work Thong